Begfest Heritage Souvenir Investment Quality Tee Shirts 2018
The 2018 crop of begfest Tees will be available, tastefully produced in high quality material with a neck hole, sleeves and everything. Get ahead of the herd and astound your neighbours by pre-ordering your tee shirt now using the standard Begfest contact form. State your preferred size ( remember tee shirt sizes can come up a bit small ) and your tee shirt will be reserved for your collection on the day. Begtees can also be posted to you in advance for a modest P & P fee of £ 2 for 1 tee and £ 3.00 for 2 – 5 tees.
This years slinky little number can be yours for a very modest £ 12.50 per item – It lists all the bands so you’ll be able to tell all your friends that YOU WERE THERE’. Its very easy to buy them……..Just follow the instructions for buying tickets via the Contact form and state how many of each size you want, and whether you will collect on the day or want them posted in advance because you are sooo exited you just cant wait. Simply pay by cheque or bank transfer in the same way as purchasing your tickets. You can buy raffle tickets for the Begfest Animal VI guitar raffle this way too. They are a pound each and can be purchased in advance and made ready for your collection on the day, – Simply state how many raffle tickets you would like.
Begtees are available in MEDIUM, LARGE, XL, AND XXL ( limited qtty ) – Remember to state your preferred size when ordering. Don’t forget in these days of pre-Brexit Euro sizing, that tees can sometimes come up a little small so order the right size with this in mind. Our tees are good quality with high quality printing and will only enhance your reputation with your grandchildren when you go out clubbing looking so cool. Please note that our Tee shirts are not suitable for naked bike riding.
The 2017 Tee looked like the ones below…….. This years will be illustrated when all band details are confirmed
Enter the Great British Begfest Tee Shirt Competition 2018
Between todays date and the beginning of the next BEGFEST, you have the chance to enter our fantastic Womans Own style BegTee Competition. To enter, simply submit a photo to any or all of the three categories below and you will have a very small chance of winning a disappointing prize to be presented at the next BEGFEST. Winning entries in each category will be carefully selected by ERNIE The electronic random number generator. Many people ( well, two ) have wondered who or what ERNIE actually is. We can now reveal that ERNIE is a former pure maths prodigy who lost his way in life after stealing all those premium bonds you never heard of again. Ernie has for some time, unbeknown to us, been living under the Begfest staging, surviving on conkers and vegemites. His brain is so powerful we have had to encase it in a pressure vessel to stop it from exploding in the rarefied atmosphere of the Begfest grounds. ERNIE makes his randomised selection under the auspices of the Begfest Begtee Committee, who ensure fair play and decide upon categorisation of entries. To earn his keep ERNIE has been put to work sorting the Tee Shirt Competition entries in a totally fair and random manner . Here we see ERNIE typing up the simple rules to the Begfest Tee shirt competition which we have appended below:
1. Begtees can be from any year as long as you haven’t counterfeited them with a marker pen on some old school polo shirt
2. Begtees must be dry at all times
The categories are:
1. MOST WIDELY TRAVELLED BEGTEE
Submissions must have some evidence of the actual location – Please do not try to pass off Bacton gas terminal as a holiday chalet in the Maldives
2. BEGTEE IN THE MOST BIZARRE LOCATION
Provenance is all on this one guys – extra points for suitable provenance countersigned by somebody very important
3. MOST SENSUAL BEGTEE
This is a tongue in cheek category ( pardon me ) intended as a bit of fun and NOT intended to be taken literally or too far. Here is an opportunity to objectify your husband and see how he likes it….
Submit your entries to Eynesbury Slim at the e:mail address below, together with some supporting text and a bribe if you want any chance of winning.
Entries received to date will be displayed in the gallery below.
The Begfest Begtee Committee
The Begfest Begtee Committee in ceremonial mess dress. Deliberations take so long, some of them haven’t had time to shave for days. The committee’s decision is final and usually wrong. In the event of a split decision, arguments are settled by simple swordplay.
2017 Begtee Competition winners:
The Begtee Competition Committee ( Confederate wing ) have determined the following 2017 competition winners.
Furthest travelled Begtee: Katie Fjoord – Commended for wearing her Tee up a mountain in Geiranger, Norway. Katie wins a Revell 1/72 Jet Provost kit
Most sensual Begtee: A Llama c/o Ms Amanda Maunders. The Llama wins ‘From The Red Army to SOE’ by Major LH Mandelstam ( ‘A great read’ Ed:) ( ‘Unless you are a Llama‘:Llama)
Begtee in most bizarre location: Mr Tony Gunn dangling from an aquaduct 120 feet up. Tony wins a second hand fridge magnet depicting a kilt.
That should be more than enough encouragement to enter in 2018 !